Oh, Spam folder... you provide so much unintentional entertainment... Why don't I check you more often?
Since I seem to be incapable of writing anything amusing or thought-provoking these days, I'm going to let my gmail spam folder do my work for me. And so I present:
Highlights From My Spam Folder
(or: Who needs a newspaper when you've got Spam?)
Maniac cut Hefner's balls
Dude, your snake sucks!
no-woody causes breaks
your girl very likes to be engaged in love! And can you not do love long?
Your banana will raise!
Power drillo won't be flaccid!
ADVICE AND OPPORTUNITIES:
Best manure for pork stalk
Get an omnipotent porksword!
Make your King-Kong twice larger!
POETRY AND LITERATURE:
Once, among the bong-trees walking
Wait, wait said the frog
Or crafty mermaids stole them away