(Out for supper, waiting for AJ to cme back from the car with Simon's WALL-E toy)
Me: Simon, do you want chicken, spaghetti, or pizza?
Me: Yes, Daddy's gone to get your WALL-E. Do you want to eat chicken with fries, or spaghetti?
Simon: I want WALL-E.
Me: I understand that, my love, but what to you want to EAT?
Me: You want to eat WALL-E?
Me: CHICKEN or SPAGHETTI?
Simon: I. Want. My. WALL-EEEEEE.
Me: I'm ordering you the chicken and fries.
(20 minutes later, after the kids' food has been ordered and the conversation has moved on):
Simon: I have chinken? Chinken and fwies?
Me: Holy delayed reactions, Sime-man!
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