I'm a little stinker
short and stout!
The food goes in and
the poop goes out!
When my bottom's stinky, hear me yell,
but change my diaper and all is well.*
Young Master Ike is wobbling around with his hands full, having discovered not one, but TWO of my hair bands. He's all like, "Ohmigawd, these are, like, the bestest things EVER!" Life is indeed an adventure when you're one. As long as there's something around that's
2. going to make noise
3. able to be smacked against something else (bonus if this results in noise!)
4. likely to meow whan you bite it
5.comes apart when you pull on it
6. something that you're not supposed to have,
you've got yourself a party.
And on that note, I should go- the little stinker has the paper towel roll, which falls into categories 5 and 6. Score!!!
*Yes, I'm aware that I need a life. Thanks.
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